WHY GOD MADE MOMS

OK, sorry I haven't gotten the sermons typed up, but here is a cute one I got in an email today.

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3.. To help us out of there when we were getting born..

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We're related..

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3.. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time..

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue..

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING -- Go Ahead & SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS.....and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!!

My poor head

OK, so last week I missed church due to being terribly ill with this sinus crud that's going around. I hate missing church, but SO glad my church has the sermons online!

So anyway, my head is still all stopped up, but I did drag my rear (with a thing of kleenex in my purse) to church for both services yesterday then off to a Sunday School fellowship to watch the big game. I love how my church didn't just cancel Sunday night, but bumped it forward so we could all be there for kick-off!
We had a good time of food, fun and fellowship watching football. Very proud of Tim Tebow for taking the stand he did and really not sure what all the controversy was over that ad, it didn't even mention abortion. Anyway, that was one of the most incredible games I've ever seen played. I didn't have a team in the Superbowl this year, but WOW! Seriously that was a great game to watch! I was glad to see the Saints win it too. Not only are they from the next state over, but they have come SO far and it has taken SO long! I'm pretty sure NO started Mardi Gras early too, lol.
So, sometime this week I plan on posting the sermon notes from yesterday's sermons. I wish I could share all the stuff I'm learning on Wednesday nights too. They do Bible/book studies while the kids have Awanas and I have done a couple of studies by the auther John Ortberg (not completely sure on the spelling of his last name). The first was "If you want to walk on water, you've got to get out of the boat" and the current study is "The Life you've always wanted." As much as I enjoyed the boat one, I think the current study has been a real eye opener! Such a blessing! I totally recommend any of his books, but especially The Life You've Always Wanted.
Have a great day!